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Bottoms Up Babes

The Royal Hotel
Part of Southend Arts Festival

Gather up your friends for an amazing fun filled night! Strictly over 18’s only! £40 per person Price includes a wonderful 2 course meal and an amazing show.

Group Booking Discount: Book 10 tickets and only pay for 9!

Please remember that this event is for strictly over 18’s and may involve full nudity.

To book please call  01702 899 222.


We will require a pre-order 5 days prior to your booking.  Timings 7pm arrival for 7.15pm food service. Show commences after meal.


Chilled Melon Soup  (v, vg)
Smoked Mackerel Pate, Homemade Beer Crackle Wafer
Goats Cheese Parfait, Crushed Roasted Walnuts and Pickled Grapes, Granary Crostini (v)


Corn Fed Chicken, Fondant Potato, Glazed Carrot, Chicken Jus and Cavolo Nero
Cod Loin, Seaweed Mash, Hot Tartare Sauce, XO Hispi Cabbage Wedge
Salt Baked Celeriac, Marmite Celeriac Puree, Wild Mushrooms, Miso BBQ Cabbage (v)
Can be adapted to be vegan. Please let us know your dietary requirements when booking.

Please when pre ordering, let us know about any dietary requirements so we can inform the Kitchen Team please do let us know of any special dietary needs and we will do our utmost to accommodate your needs.  We cannot guarantee, but always do our best, to avoid cross contamination of food allergens


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